Old Man, Long Song

From the album Meta-Album, released May 2003

A very old man, once wrote a song. I threw the record away.

Lyrics

A very old man
once wrote a song.
It was very boring
and long.

I wondered what he thought
as he wrote it all out.
I'll never ever know.
I'll forever ever doubt.

"Come see me," he'll sing,
as he takes off his sock.
The vision of his moldy foot
makes my face as white as chalk.

I threw the record away...