From the album Nu, Ladna, released July 2001

This song was written by Jansen and Jacob Breinholt in an effort to increase awareness of the usefulness of chairs. Written in the summer of 1997. All new recording featuring the dining room chairs and the Price family.


[Music by Jansen Price and Jacob Breinholt, Lyrics by Jansen Price]

I went into a town, everyone was standing around.
I knew something was wrong, 'cause no one would sit down.
All they'd do is stand, so I came up with a plan.
I built a factory, and now the people are happy, with,

Chairs, chairs, chairs, you can sit on them, put your kid on them when he's bad.
Chairs, chairs, chairs, you can get on them to reach stuff that is high.

I built so many chairs, more than I had hairs.
No one works anymore, so everyone is poor.
Now they sit around, all through the town.
Nothing ever gets done, 'cause sitting is so much fun, on,


Chairs, chairs, chairs, chairs......