Snot Very Nice

From the album Mercury, released April 2010

This is a remake of my song, "Snot Very Nice", originally written in 1994.

Lyrics

When you are feeling stupid, and want to kill someone,
Just try to control yourself, and remember these words:
Snot very nice

When you are playing a game, and aren't doing good,
And you want to wreck the pieces, just remember these words:
Snot very nice

If you do this, you will succeed in life,
Just remember those three little words:
Snot very nice.

When you are sitting outside, enjoying life,
And someone is being jerky, just say to them:
Snot very nice.

When you are eating oatmeal, and someone is not.
So they take your oatmeal, just tell them this:
Snot very nice.

If you do this, you will succeed in life,
Just remember those three little words:
Snot very nice.