From the album Mercury, released April 2010

A remake of the song Chairs. I believe I recorded this in 2015.


I went into a town, everyone was standing around.
I knew something was wrong, 'cause no one would sit down.
All they'd do is stand, so I came up with a plan.
I built a factory, and now the people are happy, with,

Chairs, chairs, chairs, you can sit on them, put your kid on them when he's bad.
Chairs, chairs, chairs, you can get on them to reach stuff that is high.

I built so many chairs, more than I had hairs.
No one works anymore, so everyone is poor.
Now they sit around, all through the town.
Nothing ever gets done, 'cause sitting is so much fun, on,


Chairs, chairs, chairs, chairs......