From the album Meta-Album, released May 2003
Every hard-core band that comes out writes a ballad song, this is a meta-song about a ballad song by one of the hard-core bands.
It seems every hard-core band that comes out,
For most of their songs they sing really loud.
But then for one song, they tone it down
And they write a quiet one.
Baby, I wrote this song for you,
I decided to stop thrashing my guitar for a moment.
Maybe, you can play this song for your parents
And tell them, "this is my boyfriend's band"
And your parents will really like this song.