From the album Consumed, released August 2003

This is a song about vacuums. It really is rather silly, but catchy.


I love a clean vaccuum
Or a sandwich in the bathroom
...I mean the bedroom. Ah!
That didn't come out the way I wanted it to.
Is my mouth a vaccuum?

I think I'll have a drink
And I'll suck it up a straw.

Suction, sucking in a cup
...I mean a suction cup. (What up?)
The air is leaving,
But I'm still breathing, feeling, staring at the ceiling.

If I was in outer space without a helmet on my face
Would you hear me screaming? No!

We're living in a vaccuum, an empty room.
There's something I want to ask you:
"Can I go to the bathroom?"