Letter to a Guy Who Got Punched in the Face

From the album Back to System, released December 2002

Lyrics

Dear ________,
I just wanted to write and apologize
For the time when you honked at me and my friend
Popped you in the eyes

It wasn't very nice
And I apologize
For the pop between the eyes
For the pop between the eyes.

My friend, he took a dare
He's a mentally-ill bear
Not a chance..He didn't care,
Doesn't know when or where.